Eco-conscious Celebrator Gifts

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Home Heating Oil

Climate Crisis

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.