Eco-conscious Reveler Gifts

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Valentine's Day"

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Green Coffee

Wishing For Rain.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Pot of Gold...

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'