Eco-conscious Reveler Pillows

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Valentine's Day"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

Green Coffee

Wishing For Rain.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Pot of Gold...

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'