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Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Polar Cruises.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Valentine's Day"

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Tourism Industry

"I've already got one luv!"

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

IUCN Pronouns

"Where are the whales and the seabirds that were promised to be seen on this cruise?"

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"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'