Holiday Environmentalist Pillows

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

Play it forward, hug a tree...

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

DNA Xmas.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Stuffed.

'I spotted you from the air and went to get some water from the oasis...'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

While Santa's Hybrid Sled has made environmentalists and animal rights activists happy, there isn't much room left for toys.

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Dang slippery solar panels!'

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

"Better keep the reindeer on the lawn. The roof's been covered with solar panels."

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!