Eco-friendly Holiday Lover Pillows

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'I blame global warming!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

Touring Cyclist

Just Stop Boil

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Earth stove

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Environment Friendly House.