Eco-minded Christmas Enthusiast Pillows

Play it forward, hug a tree...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"We've made a few changes."

"Nope. No fish."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'