Holiday Eco-conscious Pillows

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"I've already got one luv!"

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Sanitizer

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

"We spent a small fortune buying all organic food to keep up with the Joneses."

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

An Organic Christmas

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

"It's important to think ahead..."

Play it forward, hug a tree...

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

Green Energy

"If I'm not mistaken, she's carrying her husband."

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."