Holiday Eco-conscious Gifts

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

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In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

"I've already got one luv!"

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Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Environment-friendly carrier bags with environmental messages on them

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Sanitizer

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

An Organic Christmas

"We spent a small fortune buying all organic food to keep up with the Joneses."

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

Cereal. New and Improved. Yummos. Contains no industrial waste.

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

"It's important to think ahead..."

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."

Play it forward, hug a tree...

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