Climate-conscious Holidaymaker Gifts

"It's important to think ahead..."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Ecotourism.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

Sanitizer

Total Scum Block

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

An Organic Christmas

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Travel Agents

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'He must be going economy!'

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

'We would consider a loan under these conditions: more efficient sleighs, lower reindeer emissions, no outsourcing to foreign elves.'

Play it forward, hug a tree...

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

Living with Climate Change. . .

"Sorry, no 'Ho Ho Ho' because it could spread covid."

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man

Christmas and the Environment

Ice in our time

Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.

Santa getting a Covid Vaccine