Eco-conscious Voyager Gifts

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

Ecotourism.

World's cheapest car

Bio Fuels.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"No Littering" sign in space.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fish Food

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."