Eco-conscious Space Traveler Gifts

"No Littering" sign in space.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

World's cheapest car

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Well, don't look at me!'

Polar Cruises.