Eco-conscious Space Traveler Gifts

"No Littering" sign in space.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

World's cheapest car

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Man on Island.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Polar Cruises.