Eco-savvy Traveler Gifts

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

World's cheapest car

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Electric bike.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"No Littering" sign in space.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

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Polar Cruises.