Eco-friendly Traveler Gifts

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'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

The fast lane - for cyclists.

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

'Lose weight, save gas, walk.'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

"They've replaced the company car."

"It's farm to tray table!"

Man on bike

Scooters Life

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Honestly! The minute fuel prices come down, everyone's right back out here on their enormous rugs.'

Man riding on back of bike.

World's cheapest car

Bikepool lane only - 2 or more persons per bicycle.

If you can read this you are too close

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Electric bike.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.