Green Travel Enthusiast Gifts

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Electric bike.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Watching Sea Life.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

World's cheapest car

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Ecotourism.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Flower power.

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"They've replaced the company car."

Polar Cruises.