Green Travel Gifts

A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"It's a hybrid!"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

World's cheapest car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"They migrate here each summer."

Green Bike

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Electric bike.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Flower power.

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

"They've replaced the company car."

Polar Cruises.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.