Green Travel Gifts

A few years later David is diagnosed with Car Pool Tunnel syndrome.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

World's cheapest car

"It's a hybrid!"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"They migrate here each summer."

Electric bike.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Green Bike

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Flower power.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"A lot of questions about EVs are cleared up once you start driving one."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Polar Cruises.

"They've replaced the company car."