Sustainable Voyager Gifts

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Captain in a storm

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"Touché"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

World's cheapest car

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'