Vegan Voyager Gifts

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

vaccine wars.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

Disease Management

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Sputnik V

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

Ted Hughes

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

Virtual Babe

Apple Vision Pro

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"