Vegan Voyager Gifts

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Oh, dad, you DO remember I'm a vegan? Do you mind if i don't say cheese?'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"The vegans are going to be unbearable after this!"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

vaccine wars.

Disease Management

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Sputnik V

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

If poets wrote road signs.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Virtual Babe

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Apple Vision Pro

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

Wine-tasting Tour.

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."