Veggie Voyagers Gifts

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Wine is plant-based food."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Natural Medicines

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'