Veggie Adventurer Gifts

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

Genetically Modified Carrots

Hey, those are not menus!

'Please tell me this isn't our bag.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Roasted Peppers

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.