Veggie Adventurer Gifts

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

Genetically Modified Carrots

'Please tell me this isn't our bag.'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Macho Vegetarian

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"