Veggie Venturist Gifts

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Natural Medicines

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Dreams of Spring...

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'