Veggie Venturer Gifts

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Better Not Squash.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

The First Asshole

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Natural Medicines

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Dreams of Spring...

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'