Veggie Hunter Gifts

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

Prize vegetables.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

“Children hate me.”

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

The vegan hunter

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

The great zucchinis

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"