Veggie Hunter Prints

"I don't care if you asked for a mammoth burger. Soy beans are all I could gather, so it's tofu burgers all round!"

Prize vegetables.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'That chap really knows his onions!'

“Children hate me.”

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

The great zucchinis

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

The food was nice...but something was missing.