Veggie Warrior Prints

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

'For goodness sake, it is NOT rat-poison: It's spinach!'

An early vegetarian returning from a kill

“Children hate me.”

Mom taught me stamina

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

Watermelon Sharks

The vegan hunter

Prize vegetables.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.