Veggie Gardener Gifts

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Relax. They're just crows."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

“Children hate me.”

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Night of the Living Veg