Vegetable Gardeners Gifts

A pod of Dolphins.

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"Relax. They're just crows."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'