Vegetable Garden Enthusiast Gifts

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Football and Pumpkin

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

See you at the farmers market!

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.