Vegetable Garden Enthusiast Gifts

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Football and Pumpkin

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

"Steamed vegetables."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Planting veggies

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea