Green Vegetable Enthusiast Gifts

'No, you don't get to choose between the wearin' of the green and the eatin' of the green.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Runner Bean...

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'