Homegrown Veggie Fanatic Gifts

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

Vegetarian Birds

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'