Veggie Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Vegetarian Birds

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."