Veggie Connoisseur Gifts

"Business is terrible since I became a vegetarian!"

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'What are you eating now?'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Pea

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."