Vegetarian Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Vegetarian Birds

'I was very clear when I ordered. I'm a vegetarian, no worm toppings!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Runner Bean...

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.