Vegetarian Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'I just stopped by to tell you how much I hate you.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Vegetarian Birds

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Your life is in great danger...

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

How Kale Took Over the World

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Go Veggie...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Free Range / Deranged