Vegetarian Advocates Gifts

'Mammoth is murder!'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Steamed vegetables."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

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"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

How Kale Took Over the World

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Always eat your broccoli."

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The day the salad got tossed

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Go Veggie...

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

You are what you eat.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'