Vegetarian Advocates Gifts

'Mammoth is murder!'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Steamed vegetables."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Always eat your broccoli."

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'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Go Veggie...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

Free Range / Deranged

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'