Veggie Advocate Gifts

The day the salad got tossed

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Supporters of vegetarianism.'

'Thanks! My Masters are vegetarians: I never get bones at home...'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Go Veggie...

"Always eat your broccoli."

"You're so lucky your master is a butcher: mine is a greengrocer..."

"There's a green party candidate? Does she favor making kids eat broccoli and spinach?"

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Meat bi-products.

Here's to Militant Apathy

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'This one was definitely a vegetarian.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"This is the loneliest place on earth during Thanksgiving."

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"Steamed vegetables."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Number 2. Step forward please."