Veggie Advocate Gifts

The day the salad got tossed

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Supporters of vegetarianism.'

'Thanks! My Masters are vegetarians: I never get bones at home...'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Go Veggie...

"Always eat your broccoli."

"You're so lucky your master is a butcher: mine is a greengrocer..."

"There's a green party candidate? Does she favor making kids eat broccoli and spinach?"

'Being a vegetarian isn't a matter of principle for me — I just prefer biting things that don't bite back.'

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Meat bi-products.

'I don't think you people have seriously considered the benefits of vegetarianism.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'This one was definitely a vegetarian.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"This is the loneliest place on earth during Thanksgiving."

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is there a vegan option?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'