Vegan Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"As a vegan vampire I suck, but I don't swallow."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Rob is a vegan.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"Always eat your broccoli."

How Kale Took Over the World

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

The day the salad got tossed

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'