Vegetarian Advocate Gifts

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

A family cowers in fear as their chicken dinner gets up and walks around.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'So what's strange about it - can't a dog be a vegetarian?'

Let's hope they're vegetarians!

"Shops that sell meat are disgusting."

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"This won't work. We're vegetarians."

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"

'I want you to lay off pork... in fact, I wish everyone would lay off pork.'

Animal named pubs serving vegetarian food

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

Pick Your Own Lobster/Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Rabbits in the Butchers'

All his life, Prof. van Donkle was a vegetarian who respected animals. It didn't help.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'You're wasting your time, there's nothing of interest in there: My masters are vegetarian...'

"As a lifelong vegetarian, I promise to never vote for pork."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Diner. We'll have a hamburger and a veggie burger, please. Two burgers -- One regular and one de-calf.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Vegetarian Birds

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"