Vegetable Advocate Gifts

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Eat more vegetables, if you know what's good for you"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

How Kale Took Over the World

Wouldn't Eat His Vegetables. Please Pelt Vigorously!

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

Wordplay: Greens

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

View to the Future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Needs more kale.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Heart Disease Menu

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Not here, Fred.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest