Vegetable Advocate Gifts

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

"Eat more vegetables, if you know what's good for you"

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."

Wouldn't Eat His Vegetables. Please Pelt Vigorously!

'Oh yes, Miss Strict Vegetarian!'

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

Wordplay: Greens

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

View to the Future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Needs more kale.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Heart Disease Menu

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'Not here, Fred.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I can't afford to feed you."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'