Vegetable Rights Advocate Gifts

"Steamed vegetables."

View to the Future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Is there a vegan option?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Worlds Apart.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

How Kale Took Over the World

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

The day the salad got tossed

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'