Veggie Advocates Gifts

"Since when is 'Broccoli man' a superhero?"

baby sweetcorn...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Steamed vegetables."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

See you at the farmers market!

"Is there a vegan option?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Is this still America?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'