Veggie Skeptics Gifts

'My parents' new health plan is called 'Vegetables and Fiber.' Yucckkk!!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

The day the salad got tossed

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Go Veggie...

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'