Veggie Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your veggie philosopher? Discover cleverly designed items that combine the love of vegetables with a playful, reflective twist. Perfect for those who enjoy pondering life's deeper questions while munching on greens.

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Gated Community: 'Can I come in?' mockup

Gated Community: 'Can I come in?'

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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!' mockup

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

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"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food." mockup

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

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"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!" mockup

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

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Queen of Quinoa

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Give quiche a chance!

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"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner." mockup

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...' mockup

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

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Veggie Hall of Fame.

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!' mockup

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

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'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.' mockup

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa." mockup

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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Taken genetic engineering too far mockup

Taken genetic engineering too far

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September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more. mockup

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

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'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

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"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!" mockup

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

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"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?" mockup

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

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'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!' mockup

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

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'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!' mockup

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

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'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.' mockup

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

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'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!' mockup

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

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Your life is in great danger...

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"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them." mockup

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

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'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.' mockup

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

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'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.' mockup

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

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'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.' mockup

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

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'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.' mockup

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

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Dreams of Spring...

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"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

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We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel... mockup

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

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Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli. mockup

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

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Veggie Philosopher Gifts Collection

Veggie Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of veggie philosopher mugs—perfect for those who enjoy their coffee or tea with a side of humor and a dash of vegetable-inspired wisdom.

Veggie Philosopher Pillows

Snuggle up with our veggie philosopher pillows—comfy, humorous, and perfect for adding a playful touch to any room.

Veggie Philosopher Prints

Decorate with our veggie philosopher prints—artful designs that combine humor, philosophy, and a love for vegetables in a stylish way.

Veggie Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our veggie philosopher t-shirts—fun, witty designs that let them wear their love of greens and thoughtful humor proudly.