Veggie Visionary Gifts

Taken genetic engineering too far

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

The vegetarian butcher.

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

Gardening for Beginners

Dreams of Spring...

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Hi, have you tried this alternative to meat?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

"First Vegetarian"

'I'm putting you on a high-roughage diet - I want you to eat three heads of cabbage before every meal,'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Vegetarian Butcher

"You have to live with the fact that you can't make the whole world love you!"

"What do you mean - dolphins aren't vegetarian?"

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

Butcher shop +

"Marrow, marrow, on the wall, who's the surrealist of them all?"

"You think you have it bad. My mom decided we should go vegetarian!"

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."

"We're doomed."