Veggie Plot Visionary Gifts

"Still trying to grow mushy peas,Alf?"

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'He's all eyes!'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'