Veg Out Visionary Gifts

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"Do me next."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'He's all eyes!'

You will always find a spot to garden

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress