Plant-based Visionary Gifts

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

"States of tofu"

Yardless: Please help

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'He's all eyes!'

'New Barbeque.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Hydroponic Gardening

Your life is in great danger...

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"How almond milk is made"