Plant-based Visionary Gifts

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

"States of tofu"

Yardless: Please help

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Queen of Quinoa

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'He's all eyes!'

'New Barbeque.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."