Imaginative Plant Grower Gifts

Hydroponic Gardening

Yardless: Please help

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Snail trap

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener

Solar powered sundial

"Guess what, I've invented a new plow." "Ground breaking!"

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Devil watering tails.

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Flowers' AGM.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Easter egg tree.

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"These Genetically Modified crops are really working for me now,George..."

Ingenuity

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'

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