Inventive Gardener Gifts

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Okay, dig that one up!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jacques Lacan

Snail trap

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Hydroponic Gardening

Arctic Hothouse

Gardener of the Year.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Pyramid Garden

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

"Legally, we're a farm."

Watering a plant in the rain.

The Golfer Gardener

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Solar powered sundial

Devil watering tails.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."