Artful Gardener Gifts

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Hipster Yard

Pyramid Garden

Watering a plant in the rain.

Garden Variety Irish

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Devil watering tails.

Redneck Lawn Art

'Frank! It's Back!!

Solar powered sundial

Gastro Gnomes

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Hedge trimming.

Easter egg tree.

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."